Collywood Salesman

Top 16 indications that your are from sales :

16, you own a expensive smartphone , yet you hate it when it rings

15, you define "carrer cirsis" as "Market visit by top management"

14, your wallet is always filled with bunch of old resturant bills, train/bus/flight tickets.

13, your boss suspects you'hv been bunking work if your clothes don't look disshelved in the evening.

12, you develop an extinsive vocabulary filled with colourful vernacular adjectives.

11, you hate rains ( unless u r umbrella salesman )

10, your idea of "shit" happens when last day of the month falls on a sunday.

9,  you ask for commitment from your child for the marks he will get in his upcoming school exams.

8,  when you child scores 95% in the school , you shout at him for not having achieved 100% of target.

7,  you lauch when TV ads of face lotions talk about "protecting your comlexion from harmful sunlight".

6,  all family outings / functions, vacations are strictly to be planned between 1-15 of the month & and not above     3-4 days.

5,  the word "channel" does not remind you about television.

4,  you watched rocket singh with your entire family & gave them live commentry the entire movie.

3,  you survive on 6 glasses of chai & a dozen cigarrates everyday.

2,  while shoppig you irritate shopkeeper by asking questions.

1,  probably you lost ur v......... in bangkok.

Collywood Rocks !!!