Friday 29 March 2013

Collywood Salary Theorem :

A "Salary Theorem" states that "you can never earn as much as your bosses."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every Boss knows: Power = Work / Time and

since: Knowledge = Power and: Time = Money,

it is therefore true that: Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving this equation for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make

Collywood Rocks !!!

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