Collywood Old one but evergreen :

Bosses : Gentleman we need to get 10 Lacs of sales anyhow, do u understand ?

Employee ( on a loud note ) : Yes sir, I will do 20 Lacs.

Bosses : R U Joking ?

Employee : who started first !!! ;P ( chalu kiske Kiya tha !!! )

Collywood Rocks !!!