Collywood Gujarati ( one of my favourites )

Dil puche che maru aare dost tu kya jai che ?
Jarak to nazar naakh, saame kabar dekhay che.

Na Vyavhar sachvay che , na tyohar sachvay che
Diwali hoi ke holi, badhu office maj ujvay che

Aa badhu to thik hatu, pan hadd to tya thay che
Lagna ni kankotri male, pan shrimant ma mand javai che

7 aankada no pagar che, pan pota mate 5 minute pan kya vapray che
Patni no phone 2 minute ma kapi , pan client / saheb no kya kapai che

Phone book bhari che mitro thi , pan koi ni hare kya vaat thay che
Have to ghar na prasango pan half day ma ujvay che

Koi ne khabar nathi aa rasto kya jai che
thaakhela che badha loko pan chalta jai che

koik ne saame rupiyo to koik ne dollar dekhai che
tamej kaho mitro shu aanej zindagi kehvai che

Dil puche che maru eare dost tu kya jai che ?

Collywood Fact :

I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
* Scanner
* Printer
* Xerox

I learnt to use 3 high end software
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft WOrd
* Microsoft Powerpoint

I learnt to use 3 great shortcuts
* ctrl + C
* ctrl + V
* ctrl + S

I learnt to say 3 important & Professional words
* Yes Sir
* Ok Sir
* I will do that sir

When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to :
* Wake up early
* Sleep Late
* Continue to work

I learnt to give reasons to my family, friends
relatives for not making
* Phone call
* Messages
* Mails

I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved
ones
* Birthdays
* Festivals
* Good Occassions

In last year , people said
* You earned
* You learned
* You enjoyed

But when I compare myself , I
* Just survived
* Just sustained
* Just tolareted...for earning

When I learnt , I have boarded the wrong
train, I
* Learned to be Happy
* Learnt to Smile
* Learnt to rejoice

I learnt earning life & dreams can never meet
because
When they meet , both will loose their meaning.

Still , Collywood Rocks !!!

Collywood Equations

Hard work + Hard Luck : Looser
Smart Work + Good Luck : Winner
Hard Work + Good Luck : Winner
Smart Work + Hard Luck : Looser

Collywood Rocks !!!

Collywood Super Humour !!!

Those people who know how to work,

" Will always get the job" .
&
Those people who think why to work,

" will always be the Boss ".

Collywood Rocks !!!

Collywood super one :

A truth " those who has power, his wrong would be considered as right ".

Moral : do whatever ur bosses would be always right.

Collywood Rocks !!!

Collywood Old one but evergreen :

Bosses : Gentleman we need to get 10 Lacs of sales anyhow, do u understand ?

Employee ( on a loud note ) : Yes sir, I will do 20 Lacs.

Bosses : R U Joking ?

Employee : who started first !!! ;P ( chalu kiske Kiya tha !!! )

Collywood Rocks !!!