Hindi Movie Dialouge rephrased for Collywood :

Movie "Wednesday" dialouge rephrashed for Collywood :

Manager : Tum kaun ho ????

Collywood Employee :

Kaun hu mein ?????? mein woh hu jo aaj commitment karne se darta hai, mein woh hu jo ghar jane se darta hai, yeh soch ke kahin ghar wale pehchaan ne se inkar na kar de...

Mein woh hoon jo aaj job change karta hai to sochta hia ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se naa nikal de...

Mein woh hoon jiski biwi use roz phone 10 baar karti hai aur bolti hai " kya kar rahe ho...?? kaam jyada hai kya ...?? thak gaye ho ...???

Woh mera haal puchne ke liye nahin, kaam kaisa chal raha hai puchne ke liye nahin, par woh janne ke liye ke mein feild mein kaam kar raha hu ya pressure mein akar kahin bethke daru pi raha hu...

Mein woh hu jo breakfat ke time per dinner, dinner ke time per lunch aur lunch ke time per breakfast kar raha hai..

Mein woh hu aksar fasta hai ... kabhi interview ke sawaal mein, kabi badi companiyo ke jaal mein, yah phir apne BOSS ke bawaal mein.

Kabhi aur kahin interview ki bheed dekho, to un mese koi bhi chehra dhundh lena...Woh Mein Hu.

I am just a stupid normal employee !!!!

Collywood Rocks !!!

Collywood current professionalism

2 best friends & collegues in the same company had gone for trekking & stayed in the jungle.

While roaming around both see a lion coming towards them.

1st Friend starts tying his shoe laces.

2nd Friend : what r u trying to do , do you think you can run faster than the lion.

... 1st Friends : All am I trying to do is run faster than you.

Moral : ???????????????? is it fair to write moral ??????????

Collywood Sea :

Sea is common for all
Some ( super bosses ) take pearls,

Some ( bosses ) take fishes,
Some( Generally we)  come out just with just wet legs!

World is common to all; what we get, is what we try for !!! so keep trying !!!!

Still Collywood Rocks !!!