Collywood Current Scenario

Senior Manager working in Collywood , as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.

Senior Manager Asks canteen boy : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles.

Senior Manager- what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet.

Senior Manager- where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager- Jab mai company mein degree leke aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.
Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai

naam hai...

shohrat hai...

paisa hai...

Izzat Hai...

tumhare paas kya hai?


(Scroll down to find out his answer)


Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki 'Mere paas Maa hain'

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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai... Jo Tumare pas naheen hai!

Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.

Collywood still Rocks !!!

Collywood Post Appraisal Trauma ( gujarati )

Dhiraj Dhari Pan Fal Sara Na Malya,
Kahevu Hatu Pan Shabdo Na Sathwara Na Malya,
Kadar Karta Rahya Ame Akha Varsh Bijani,
Pan Afsos Amari Kadar Karnara Koi Na Malya....

Collywood Rocks !!!

Collywood Reality

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life

How it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life…...

How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives lesss happiness….

How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them

How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger…..

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…..

How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on……

How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away…..

How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages……

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life

How it changed…...

How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment….

How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on……….

How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate
But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz.….

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed….. How it changed……..

Collywood Reality

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life

How it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life…...

How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives lesss happiness….

How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them

How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger…..

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…..

How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on……

How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away…..

How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages……

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life

How it changed…...

How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment….

How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on……….

How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate
But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz.….

Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed….. How it changed……..

Corporate New Etiquittes ( New Ishtyle ) :

Now corporate meeting would include placards or you can say as mentioned :

If you want to wish in morning or evening or night say " GM or GE or GN"

IF you want to wish some one good day " say "GD"

If you like the presentation by the boss : show "Like" Placard

If your boss tell you the joke, which incidentally you can laugh on : say "LOL"

If the joke is too good : Say "ROFL"

If you want to ask something : say "BTW"

If you are frustated with what's is happening ; say "WTF"

Still if you are not satified then : show "$#^@" placard

To thank someone : say "TY"

To end the phone call & tell him bye " Say "TTY later"

To end the meeting with polite note : say "HND"

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Last but not the least our Gujju's favourite lines
"JSK" or "JJ"

Collywood Rocks !!!

Collywood Boss ( humour ) :

My boss pulled up his brand new car today and could not help but admire it.

"Nice Car", I said as he got out

"Well" he said noticing my admiring looks
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" Work hard, put in hours & I will have a bigger one next year".

Collywood Rocks !!!

Collywood Irony ( Humour ) :

Ur destiny by your employer is never decided according to what u perform.
eg: even diapers are thrown in dustbin after 100% result oriented work.
Collywood Rocks !!!