Collywood Success

Collywood success is like a fart
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bardasht tab hi hoti hai jab khud ki ho ;}
( it is bearable only if it is yours )

Collywood Rocks !!!

Life Lesson - Hindi

Kabhi Pehli baar school jaane mein darr lagta ta
       Aaj har rasta khud chinte hai !!
kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi
       Aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai !!
kabhi chooti si chot kitna rulati thi
      Aaj dil toot jata hai , phit bhi sambhal jate hai !!
Pehle dost bas saath khlne tak yaad the
     Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare lagte hai !!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha
     Aaj Tension soulmate lagta hai !!
Ek din jab pal mein rona aur pal mein manana to roz ka kaam tha
     Aaj ek baar juda jo huve to rishte toot jate hai !!
Sachi zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya,
               Jaane rab ne hame bada kyo bana diya.

Collywood Teamwork meaning :

Ur bosses would always say, there is no I in WE ,

but there is always I in praIse, apprecIation, Increments, promotIon, Incentives, trIps and not WE. :)

Collywood Rocks !!!

Collywood Mystery

Everyone in this world make mistakes, very few people have art of finding them, remembering them & using them against u
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Ur Bosses

Beware appraisals time are near friends !!!

Collywood Rocks !!!

To be outstanding

It is said that to be need to be creative, smart etc etc etc...to be outstanding in Collywood.

word of caution

do not use the same against your bosses ...else you could be really out.......standing.!!!

Collywood Rocks !!!

Collywood Signboard

Written at the reception of a Collywood Company :

"We dont pay you for having brains" , We " Reward" You for not using them "Intelligently" .

Collywood Rocks !!!

3 to-do's in collywood :

3 To DO's in Collywood :

1) Wake up
2) Survive ( money, family, happiness etc etc etc etc ).
3) Back to Sleep

Collywood Rocks !!!