Rocket Principle

Most of our bosses work on 'Rocket Principle'....... That means they not only aim for sky, but
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Start to notice us ( their subordinates )...,  when their tail is on fire.

Collywood rocks !!!

team

Reality : when manager achieves anything, there is no 'I' in a team.
Collywood Reality : when manager achieves anything, there is only 'I' & no team.

Collywood Rocks !!!

CSR

what is CSR ( Corporate Social Responsibility ) in Collywood ?
Yaar ................... Ek Ko dukhi kar ke doosre ko sukhi karna, ( to make one sad & then make other happy )

 

in this time Collywood should think of ESR ( Employee Social Responsibility )..... Collywood Rocks.

 

 

 

 

Prove

What is the best way to prove u r right & others are wrong ?
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You should be sitting at top .!!! :)

Lesson 1

Collywood reality : Collywood talks about hardwork & patience, meaning
I do hard work
My boss does not have patience
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And bloody hell 'luck' knocks next door.
Collywood Rocks !!!

Collywood managers inspiration from Indian Advertising

From Maruti : Every employee is asked by his manager / management : Kitna Dega ?

From Airtel : Jo tera hai woh mera hai, jo mera hai woh mera hai.

Collywood Rocks !!!